“Mike [Brown] wasn’t out there guarding Kevin [Durant]. That was me. Kevin scored on me. Mike didn’t miss that 3-point shot. I missed it. Mike didn’t come into camp out of shape.”
Then he paused.
“Wait … he did come in out of shape. Mike is a fat ass.”"
— TrueHoop’s Henry Abbott, relaying a small footnote on the Lakers season from Metta World Peace. (In full on ESPN.com)